Recent speculation and rumor by the subversive mass media has propelled Juiceman Jr. into the realm of legend. Just what is he capable of? Pundits have proffered that Juiceman Jr. or J2 has not only revolutionized the way humans eat, but stands on the verge of a new society where one dare not eat solid fruit or vegetable. Mysteries emerge.
Where did he come from? Juicers were discovered by meta-physicists studying the alternate aether-verse. Little was ever known about the mysterious species, but new interest in J2 has shown scientists some of the gaps that need to be filled. J2 moniker 'Jr.' implies that not only are Juicers capable of sexual reproduction, but their culture has developed to a point where names and traditions are passed down along the family lineage. Also their song has become the 'haps' in the field of ethnomusicology. Its sound is a high pitched grinding whine, that when slowed down to 75 beats per minute resembles the avant-garde of the late 90's.
Of course, the epitome of the juicer's interest is it's digestive powers. Atheletes and health nuts alike have become interested in feeding juicers and consuming their excretus and sometimes ejectus. This article will focus on the fineries of this interaction for its duration.
J2 Trial-Run.
4 Organic Carrots (Lewis Creek, VT)
2 Medium-Large Gala Apples
1 Scoop (32g) ON vanilla protein powder
This concoction was pretty nice and simple. I tried the carrot/apple mix before adding protein powder, and found it a bit watery, but very flavorful. Adding the powder took the sweetness over the top, but the consistency had a great mouth-feel. Going to try rolled oats in the mix next time with and without protein.
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